"That's crazy": Politically-inept resident attempts to engage in conversation concern

A lively breakfast conversation about a hot-button political issue has sparked discussion throughout residential halls.

A group of residents, while enjoying their hungover breakfasts, began delving into the multi-faceted and complicated political climate facing a number of nations on an international scale. An anonymous, politically inept resident was fearing this conversation shift from ‘how heaps crowded Moose was’ to discourse involving numerous political and economic perspectives.

"Wow that’s insane!" they exclaimed numerous times, trying to keep up with their Political Science Major friends, whose conversation had an exponential increase in intensity until the poor uneducated resident nearly had a hangover-catalysed breakdown.

"It’s a Friday morning man, why can’t we just have a light hearted chat? I don’t know enough about any of these topics - who are these people they’re discussing? Should I be scared of a World War III or something?’"

The conversation was interrupted as another resident was spotted leaving a residential block that didn’t house them, wearing eerily similar attire to the previous night.

More to come .

UPDATE: A number of witnesses have spotted the resident covertly downloading the Al Jazeera application, a decision whose utility is yet to be confirmed.