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Couple convinced it was them who set off the fire alarm: "it was getting pretty steamy in there"

This last evacuation caused a Burgmann couple to regrettably admit that they were in fact the cause of the alarm. Despite the fact that...

FREE AT LAST! Daley Mail returns after being held captive for over a year by current VP Declan (DK)

After 435 days, the Daley Mail has finally been released from previous editor Declan “DK the Dictator” Duncan-Keen. Burgmann residents...

FROM A MUSICAL STANDPOINT: Daley Road feminist reassures Hottest 100 party he values female artists,

Young music blogger and clamshell kids' pool custodian Michel Kostaris has impressed partygoers with his refined yet socially-conscious...

EXCLUSIVE: Local chump could have started a Master's next year

EXCLUSIVE: Promising FDD BArts/LLB(Hons) student Lükessohn Høwyye has come forward with groundbreaking evidence which may displace the...

Burgmann resident returns home and slips into coma without the deafening sound of construction to wa

Following yet another attempt by the AMA workers to break the world record for longest continuous jackhammer last Friday morning, 2nd...

Residents taking shirts off at Cube dismissed as ‘just guys being dudes’

The controversial practice of shirtless dancing at Cube has come under fire recently, however there are numerous fans of the wildly...

FIRST YEAR DRINKS ALCOHOL, INFORMS PEER GROUP

It has today been revealed that a first-year resident has in fact, consumed multiple alcoholic beverages in the last 3 hours and is now...

Coles Delivery Man Left Confused Following Bulk Order of Balloons to 52 Daley Rd Ahead of Burg Day

A local Coles delivery man has reportedly been left scratching his head after he completed a delivery of over 500 balloons to Burgmann...

Group of first years mistake GP room for pres due to noise levels

Following the culling of study spaces across Burgmann, sesh-gremlins and Tuckwells alike have been flocking to the hottest new club in...

North Shore girls fail to find other North Shore girls at dinner, 2 dead

2 diners at Burgmann College’s regular 5:30 service have been confirmed to have passed away last night as a result of forced...

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