Couple convinced it was them who set off the fire alarm: "it was getting pretty steamy in there"

This last evacuation caused a Burgmann couple to regrettably admit that they were in fact the cause of the alarm. Despite the fact that the alarm was narrowed down to a building accident on the other side of college, the couple have bravely accepted the responsibility of the evacuation squarely on their shoulders.

The female resident courageously stepped forward, ‘Yeah, we sometimes get carried away. It was probably around when I took his *redacted* against my *censored* which was inside his *inappropriate* and it was just so hot. I truly don’t believe it was the builders.’

The male resident also responded: ‘You know how it is. Believe what you want, but the heat we generated and the steam that accumulated was astonishing. We think it’s only fair that we come forward and apologise for our love setting off the fire alarm.’

Despite a neighbouring resident assuring the Daley Mail that they ‘are usually done within a couple minutes’, the couple stoically describe the intimate details of their sex lives to anyone who will listen.

In the female resident’s closing statement, she remarked: ‘we are very sorry for the inconvenience caused, but I cannot confirm that we will be changing our behaviour. Perhaps we’ll be in contact with the Daley Mail again next fire alarm.’