Resident wearing suit to breakfast prepares for day of coffee delivery and paper shredding

A savvy, career-minded resident has made a statement today - entering the dining area in a fresh suit. Sporting the iconic navy-with-a-pink-shirt combination, the resident made sure to flash their unique sock choice, previously confirmed by sister publication Betoota Advocate as an obvious expression of individuality.

“Yeah my Dad’s best mate put in a good word with the firm - but like my resume’s good so it’s completely on my own merit hey."

When questioned about their role at the inner city law/financial firm, they were hesitant to detail the outlines of their employment.

“I do a bit of document delivery and whatnot - really important stuff. I got a ‘hello’ from a senior partner the other day, so I think I’m really making waves in the company. They’ve even elected me to be in charge of the coffee orders… if I get my document shredding done before 11:30!”

Many residents argue that this display of corporate pride is unnecessary at breakfast, arguing that the person can simply get changed before going to work.

“There’s no point getting suited up and ready at 7:20am when you start at 9 and the office is 10 minutes away. Do they just sit in their room fully ready for work for an hour in between? It doesn’t add up”

The resident was spotted refreshing their social media hesitantly in the dining hall in between their meal to stretch out the time, before they get to work 30 minutes early and pace around the office on their own.