BREAKING: Nobody wants your GTM ticket

A Burgmann resident has faced strong criticism after attempting to re-sell their ticket to the popular regional music festival Groovin' The Moo late this morning. The decision was subject to heavy scrutiny by the student's peers, who noted an "optimistic" interpretation on the phrase "cheap tickets" upon enquiring about the price.

When contacted, the student gave little rationale for the decision to abandon their Sunday plans, vaguely citing an upcoming POLS2133 essay and general apathy to the 'mediocre' lineup: "I'm sure Aminé is pretty good live, I don't want to be stuck with a bunch of 18-year olds who are only there for Vera Blue. I'm holding out for Splendour anyway."

Further investigation into the resident's social media accounts revealed a series of posts documenting an aborted attempt to purchase Splendour tickets, followed by "anyone selling Splendour tix?? xx" on five separate platforms over the next few days.

Our investigators are anticipating a similar strategy at the release of Kendrick Lamar tickets tomorrow.

Sources confirm that Free and For Sale ANU has now placed a blanket ban on offers of this nature, following a flood of attempted re-sales on Saturday morning, when Big Night Out attendees realised that no professional artist could realistically be better than the lead singer from Griffin Hall.