Delayed Dinner Used as Punishment for Low Turnout to Food Forum

Despite the best efforts of Burgmann Residents' Association's Food Representatives, which included the posting of an event to Burgmann Wall Posts and the occasional "bump", Burgmann College's Kitchen has announced tonight's dinner has been delayed by an hour as reparation for poor attendance at the annual catering round table discussion.

There was only one option for the Kitchen team, to delay the regular Thursday night service of heart shaped schnitzels and chips, a deep wound to the sacred Thursday night tradition an official statement said.While Chartwells has refused to comment further.

Students, starved and annoyed their excuse to procrastinate further was itself procrastinating, were observed this evening resorting to milo on toast. One Daley Mail reporter also observed 10-12 deliveroo bike riders congregating outside the B-Block stairs carpark with assorted Grease Monkeys, Lemongrass and McDonalds items.

More to come.