CONFIRMED: Student who missed 3 tutorial sign-ups is more efficient on Fridays anyway

A number of bleary-eyed Daley Road residents have encountered a new wave of optimism, attempting to counteract the effects of the previous semester's rampant ‘self-care’ and study breaks.

According to Daley Mail sources, the unnamed resident has reportedly turned themselves around for the better, claiming now to be on the straight-and-narrow after a 6-month personal development period of informal classes on casual chemical dependency and unrequited love, based predominantly in downstairs Moose.

The individual's new-semester resolution was officially released to the public this morning in the Burgmann dining hall, concluding with a brief Q and A period, during which a member of the public alerted the speaker of the recently-opened LAWS2249 tutorial sign-up. Following this contribution, the press release was concluded ahead of schedule.

When pressed about this double-booking, and its recurrence every semester for the previous 18 months, the resident cited scheduling conflicts, declaring that they were "actually more receptive to course content in more sparsely-populated time slots".

This approach is yet to receive official endorsement from ANU authorities.