[insert ANU residential College] SR’s are just the most wholesome rays of sunshine omg we love you a
All Senior Residents of ANU colleges have today been revealed to be the most hard working, under-appreciated, hot, 10/10, wholesome, amazing people ever.
The revelation was revealed via an anonymous post on popular Facebook page "ANU Crushes 2.0".
While none of the residential Colleges agreed to comment on the record, DM reporters spoke with first years who confirmed the report.
"They're just like, the most, amazing, like people EVER." one said.
"I just really love how they always smile at me and work so hard. I think they all almost know my name now!!."
More to come.