Local College Resident Can’t Wait For Big Night Out Just So They Can Tell You They Did BNO
With IAC’s annual Big Night Out battle of the band’s competition only days away, a Daley Road resident has gone on record saying that they are really only excited by the opportunity to increase social capital rather than any pride and self-worth that may be gained from taking part in the competition.
The resident, who has chosen to remain anonymous and go only by ‘The Reincarnation of Mac Miller’, is looking forward to the amount of “clout” they will gain following the event.
Mac went on to say that “playing in a band is cool and everything, but the only reason any of us really do this shit is to remind everyone else that we are far more musically talented than them.” The resident is also apparently eager to see how many Facebook new likes they can get on their cover photo once it is switched back from the current BNO propaganda.
This news comes following reports of multiple illegal betting rings within Daley Road bands as to who receives the most ANU Crushes in the week after the event, with betting only suspended after a certain 1H RA supposedly wagered $10000 on themselves at $1.01 odds.
More to come.