Insider Report: How fucking good are Rivéts

27.99 dollars for 24 beers, are you kidding me? That's nearly the golden ratio of dollars to standards. I could probably look around my room and scrape up enough change to buy a case of the George Frothingtons and still have enough money for a post Moose HSP.

The thought of heading into the Civic Aldi on a Thursday afternoon and grabbing a case of the blue devils sparks joy in my heart and makes my mouth salivate. How can Aldi provide a product that tastes so fucking good at such a low price? I have no clue. They truly are the best thing to come out of Vietnam since guerrilla warfare.

More to come.