Residents taking shirts off at Cube dismissed as ‘just guys being dudes’

The controversial practice of shirtless dancing at Cube has come under fire recently, however there are numerous fans of the wildly uncomfortable display.

In unrelated news Cube attendance has dropped significantly, likely due to the massive success of house music dens and the mysterious ‘doofs’.

With the approach of winter, fitness junkie residents have been disappointed with the lack of opportunity to get the rig out in public, with one sad Chad commenting “bro its like my gains don't even matter anymore”.

How disgusting for men to expose their nipples at a bar whose signature drink is the Wet Pussy.

Cube has not made a comment on the situation - because no one fucking asked them.

Burgmann boys will have to let out their homoerotic tension out in ISO sport and designated crying nights.

More to come from nanny state.