Burgmann resident returns home and slips into coma without the deafening sound of construction to wa

Following yet another attempt by the AMA workers to break the world record for longest continuous jackhammer last Friday morning, 2nd year IR-Arts student Hayley, expressed how excited she was to return home for the mid-semester break, exclaiming,"I'd rather be anywhere than here right now. Honestly after all the invasive construction, constant alarms, and forced evacuations I totally feel I have a deeper connection with my fellow revolutionaries in Palestine."

However, a freak medical emergency in Sydney's North Shore has made many in the Burgmann community reassess the value of the renovations. Following his first night at home during the break, a 1st year Burgmann resident and PPE/Law student has fallen into a coma due to shockingly low levels of construction in local area.

Unfortunately even the added protection of setting his alarm up to play a recording of Burgmann's fire alarm failed to wake the resident and he remains in critical but stable condition at Royal North Shore Hospital.

While this case is certainly the most severe, multiple residents have reached out to the Daley mail and shared their unique stories of how construction has affected them.

Notorious DOSA patron and 3rd year resident Bed Brian said of the tradies' musical taste, "Mate I'm pretty sure that 1000 birds could be shitting on my windowsill and I wouldn't roll over in bed, but if another fuckn apprentice starts pumping The Veronicas again before the sun comes up I'll grab my laptop and shoot off an angry email to admin purely out of reflex."

Another 3rd year resident and annoyingly proud owner of Club Lime membership shared her own experience of construction induced road-rage

"Honestly I've gotten to hate the construction so much that even the sight of high-vis makes my blood boil. The other day I went berserk and almost ran down a lollipop man in my car but luckily I was also texting at the time so I missed him."

We did try to get a comment from two AMA workers regarding the residents' suffering sleep schedules but unfortunately we couldn't make out their response as they rolled on the ground laughing.