EXCLUSIVE: Local chump could have started a Master's next year

EXCLUSIVE: Promising FDD BArts/LLB(Hons) student Lükessohn Høwyye has come forward with groundbreaking evidence which may displace the alleged value of the Flexible Double Degree. A dual qualification now offered by most Group of Eight institutions, the FDD was until recently accepted as a valuable means of satisfying academic curiosity while keeping career options open, by enabling students to dilute their studies and neglect only one challenging course at per semester before running out of Arts courses in fourth year.

The allegations come amid a recent influx of graduation images on social media, with thousands of pragmatic students across the country completing their 3-year undergraduate degrees in the past week, before getting the chance to develop an opinion on pinot grigio, or get really into Diana Krall.

"I know I'll finish up with two tassels," Høwyye told Daley Mail reporters, "But with another two years before I've even knocked over my undergrad, I'm beginning to doubt whether they will, in fact, be worth the hassle."

However, despite growing disquiet among students, Høwyye remains optimistic about his dual qualification. "Yeah look, it's probably still given me the space to engage with my law subjects at a deeper level, one at a time, so I'll definitely graduate with a far richer understanding than anyone who finished in four years."

"I'll take a winter course next year."