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CONFIRMED: Student who missed 3 tutorial sign-ups is more efficient on Fridays anyway

A number of bleary-eyed Daley Road residents have encountered a new wave of optimism, attempting to counteract the effects of the...

Recycle ANUSA ticket launches, featuring fresh faces from the 2017, 2016 and 2015 campaigns

The ANU student body is currently recovering from the shockwaves of a controversial development in the ANU Students’ Association...

‘Gang Gang’: Minister identifies organised crime threat from Daley Road

Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has made another controversial comment, asserting that the recent ‘gang’ crisis has now spread...

Delayed Dinner Used as Punishment for Low Turnout to Food Forum

Despite the best efforts of Burgmann Residents' Association's Food Representatives, which included the posting of an event to Burgmann...

Burgmann Lost and Found inquiry findings: Residents need to get their shit together

Following the festivities of Burgmann college’s annual founding celebration (known interchangeably as ‘Burgday’, ‘Christmas’ and ‘a...

BREAKING: Financial Services Royal Commission temporarily moved to Burgmann Parents' Weekend

The Daley Mail can exclusively reveal the third round of public hearings in the Banking Royal Commission will be temporarily relocated to...

Burgmann paper cup supplies dwindle, Residents’ Association purchases Indonesian rainforest to meet

The Burgmann Residents’ Association has brokered a trade deal with the Indonesian government to purchase 10,000 hectares of rainforest in...

BREAKING: Nobody wants your GTM ticket

A Burgmann resident has faced strong criticism after attempting to re-sell their ticket to the popular regional music festival Groovin'...

Resident wearing suit to breakfast prepares for day of coffee delivery and paper shredding

A savvy, career-minded resident has made a statement today - entering the dining area in a fresh suit. Sporting the iconic...

Peter Garrett released from 10 days’ unlawful custody in residential college, Burgmann BNO director

After 10 days’ absence from the public eye, former Labor MP, Midnight Oil singer and Burgmann resident Peter Garrett has been found in a...

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